Centralisation, but make it bullish: a Crypto Twitter satire

- but cz is a god
- i love centralization
banks are evil, so let’s put all our trust in one exchange
-they’re building a layer 1, bro, total decentralization vibes from #Binance
-you are sidelined
- 90% supply control is bullish and I feel freedom with $Aster
-i’m down 40% but cz and binance are gonna make me rich any minute now
-cz will fix everything bro just trust the process
-they literally control the market, that’s bullish af
-regulators? nah bro, insiders are just part of the ecosystem
-this is the future of free crypto don’t fade the king
-cz knows everything we don’t, we’re just early pawns
-it’s not manipulation, it’s vision
-keep coping while we centralize harder every cycle
-we’re rebuilding tradfi but shinier, slower, and way more obedient
-and somehow i’m still bullish because number go up eventually