No bro @realdonaldtrump you did not become a fan of crypto.
You became a fan of draining every room you walk into.
You turned this industry into your personal cash extraction machine the same way you turned every business you ever touched into a crater.
The moment you and your family stepped into crypto the market started bleeding as if it already knew what was coming.
Your sons cheerlead the same empty promises you repeat on every stage because the entire family business model has always been the same.
Sell hype.
Vanish before the bill arrives.
It worked for casinos. It worked for steaks. It worked for a university that taught nothing. Now you tried to apply the same formula to crypto and somehow expected it to magically go well.
You called crypto a scam for years.
Then you realised you could use it the same way you used every donor and every supporter who ever trusted you.
Suddenly you loved it.
Suddenly you wanted to be the hero of the sector you spent years mocking.
The only thing you became a fan of is the moment where someone else makes the mistake of believing you.
The market did not collapse because of bad luck.
It collapsed because grifters with political or centralised power tried to turn a technological revolution into yet another staged family fundraiser.
Crypto will survive.
Your reputation in this space will not.
Although here people forget after 5 minutes who rugged them and then happily applaud again.