I’ve collected the real quotes behind what CEXs, scammer KOLs, and corrupt politicians said this week and translated them into truth.
Let’s break it down in one tweet, no mercy 👇
• “Leave a GM so my X payout gets bigger.”
• “Give me the next 100x, so I can farm followers and disappear when it dumps.”
• “Community $KITKAT ! I got in seed.”
• “If you support me, I will... drain you.”
• “Let me shill on you so I can win, it’s part of the strategy.”
• “I call it early access. You call it exit liquidity.”
• “This isn’t financial advice, unless it pumps, then I told you so.”
• “We’re building! No bro, you’re building my engagement.”
• “My wallet’s private, give me your wallet adress for airdrop, your wallet’s public alpha.”
• “New bullish partnership = We got paid.”
• “I only believe in decentralization when I’m in control.”
• “The team is doxxed. To me. Privately. Maybe.”
• “This project has potential. Buy in, I need a new watch.”
• “Just hold bro, I’m about to sell.”
• “We’re still early. In the rug timeline.”
• “Volume looks great, thanks for your deposits and volume bots.”
• “Our exchange is down for maintenance = insiders are reshuffling.”
• “Proof of reserves = trust me, bro.”
• “Withdrawals paused = funds migrated... somewhere.”
• “Funds are SAFU = until the tweet gets deleted.”
• “You funds are frozen until you get 20k followers and attention”
• “KYC keeps you safe = from ever cashing out.”
• “Transparency report = 20 pages of lies in Helvetica.”
• “We delisted your token for low volume = we already sell the supply we got.”
• “Your stop loss is our entry.”
• “We care about users’ safety, after withdrawals resume.”
• “Global exchange = jurisdiction nowhere.”
• “Liquidity incentive = whale enrichment program.”
• “Institutional adoption = retail extinction.”
• “Market volatility is natural = we just liquidated you on purpose.”
• “HODL strong = while we unload stronger.”
• “Bullish news = exit pump.”
• “We’re innovating = rehypothecating your funds.”
• “User protection fund = marketing budget.”
• “Your funds are in cold storage = so cold you’ll never touch them again.”
• “We’re expanding globally = we’re escaping subpoenas.”
• “We believe in freedom = as long as you’re obedient.”
• “Crypto is the future = and you’re the sacrifice.”
#Binance #MEXC $Aster @cz_binance
