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The perfect hype token: an explicitly satirical checklist

The perfect hype token: an explicitly satirical checklist. Dated original source, with context and links.

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Half CT the last 2 years, summary:

"I only buy that 1h old potential 1000x overnight L2 stablecoin listed on Binance with 783M volume, launched at pumpfun with a livestream, from bitcoin dev, named after Changpeng Zhao (with AI), soft-shilled by Elon Musk, confirmed by James Wynn, bought by Donald Trump ETF, trending on Dexscreener with 1000 boost, Airdrop coming soon, apparently backed by Saylor and Altcoin Gordon’s assistant while yappin. All organic.

Bullish, don’t FUD, cope harder, you’re just sidelined, it’s not a scam, show me proof!

Why are the trenches dead?"

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